"..and then on our second date I took him to the jewelry store to show him my rings then he tried to run away then I grabbed him like this..."
Jennifer Love Hewitt was in The Grove yesterday to promote her show about a single mom in Texas who makes money by jacking off dudes in a massage parlor called The Rub and holy fuck who comes up with this shit? I guess "Come Get Jacked Off Here!" couldn't obtain a Federal Tax ID number?
"Dat ass..." - Mexican kid in pic #7: