Sacha Baron Cohen is in Cannes calling attention to himself for his new movie The Dictator. Usually this shit is super annoying, like when he dumped "ashes" on Ryan Seacrest at the Oscars. But he may have struck gold when he messed around with and then "murdered" Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht in Cannes. You can always count on George Clooney's ex-girlfriends to look good in bikinis. I'm sure the festival's jury will take all of this into consideration.